Last update: 2008-03-02

episode 41 - Return to Unicorn Islandd

2008-03-02 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Series Finale! Lincoln's efforts at roommate harmony have failed, and an inevitable showdown between Cory and Charlotte seems imminent. Can breakfast be saved?…

episode 41 - Return to Unicorn Islandd

2008-02-17 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Charlotte's taken drastic action regarding her hated job. Lincoln's not wearing pants, and Cory's had about enough of the whole situation. Will a (relatively) normal breakfast ever be consumed again?…

episode 40 - Corn Nuts

2008-02-03 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Cory's still on TV, and still kind of being a dick. Charlotte's still grumpy and combative, even for Charlotte. It's like nothing has changed in months (cough). So it's up to Lincoln to force the status quo to change... even if he choses something akin to the worst way possible way to do so.…

episode 39 - Carpe Cory

2007-12-02 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Cory's on TV, and kind of being a dick, Charlotte's grumpy and combatitive, even for Charlotte, and Lincoln is the voice of reason!? The end times must truly be nigh. Plus, a good shirt pays a bitter, bitter price for Cory's hubris.…

episode 38 - Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast

2007-11-18 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
You know how sometimes we start plot lines that don't really go anywhere? Lincoln's infatuation with his mormon employment councilor was not one of those plot-lines. …

episode 37 - Feedback

2007-11-04 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Lincoln should know better to promise Charlotte favors because she *will* call them in - and in a classically zany cliche to boot!…

episode 36 - Kokumotsu Gaiden

2007-10-21 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Mystery is afoot! Do the strange disappearances from the fridge have something to do with the ill tempered unwelcome house guest on the porch? The answer is no, not at all, but that won't stop Lincoln from getting to the bottom of things!…

episode 35 - My Fair Lincoln

2007-10-08 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Evidently Lincoln's little crush on his employment councilor is worse than anyone realized. He has got problems. Big problems. Thankfully there has yet to be a problem so big that it can't be fixed with a classic training montage.…

episode 34 - Burkina Faso

2007-09-23 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
This week in a very special episode of "Cerealized" Lincoln comes to grips with some hard truths about one of the poorest countries in West Africa. Meanwhile, Cory and Charlotte wonder what wacky scheme he's working on this time because, honestly? He's Lincoln after all.…

episode 33 - My Fair Lincoln

2007-09-16 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Charlotte needs to come to grips with some hard truths, and Lincoln knows there's only one way to get to the bottom of things, when it comes to matters of the heart. Only one truly awesome way anyway.…

episode 32 - Stalemate

2007-08-26 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
As Cory gets sucked into the glamerous world of television, Charlotte learns that you should be careful what you wish for. Literally.…

episode 31 - Knives and Cribbage

2007-08-19 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
A longstanding rival of Cory's returns to settle the score, once and for all. Like all of histories greatest duels this one comes down to a card game.Plus, Lincoln learns why you shouldn't play around with blenders!…

episode 30 - Wii Screwed Up

2007-08-12 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Sometimes... things... happen. And when they do, you get an episode like this one.…

episode 29 - Focus

2007-08-05 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Lincoln gets his hands on a dictaphone, better to share with the world his unique outlook. Breakfast ensues.…

episode 28 - Loops

2007-07-29 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Cory, Charlotte, and Lincoln accidentally damage the space-time continuum. Seriously.Also, geek fan service!…

episode 27 - Situation Comedy

2007-07-22 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Cory is stressed about the fate of his television pilot, and his anal-probe loving role therein - so who better to step up to the plate with a lecture on what the public wants than an unemployed guy who hasn't showered in weeks? See for more info.…

episode 26 - Dear Algernon,

2007-07-15 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Season 2 Starts! Lincoln fired, Charlotte unhappy, and Cory worried about... anal probes? If only someone could write us a nice clear letter about what the heck is going on... See for more info.…

Cerealized - Season Two Trailer

2007-07-08 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
The Breakfast is Back! Just a few of Charlotte, Lincoln, and Cory's greatest hits as we power up the turbines for the season everyone has been waiting for!…

episode 24 - Gig

2006-04-02 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Three roommates, three day-jobs, and by the time a fateful phone call ends - nothing will be the same again. Plus, it's the end of season one, and we're taking a break! See for more info.…

episode 23 - Check-Up

2006-03-26 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Lincoln has messed up, and turns to Cory and Charlotte for support. Really, what was he expecting? Plus Cory learns an important lesson about the value of opposable thumbs!…

episode 22 - Slice

2006-03-19 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Cory tries to deal with last week's revelations about Lincoln and Charlotte through vigorous fruit dismemberment. Plus, Lincoln shows a remarkable self-awareness!…

episode 21 - Precious Memories

2006-03-12 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Lincoln demonstrates how photographs really do help you share treasured memories with others, while Cory learns that even after years there is still potentially lots of fun facts yet to learn about your closest friends!…

episode 20 - Free Pass

2006-03-05 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Charlotte has free tickets for a movie, but can she look past Cory's... awkward... apearance to see through to the potential movie-date inside? No. No she cannot. And we cannot blame her.…

episode 19 - Morning of the Intern

2006-02-26 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Charlotte resolves some personal demons surrounding her fling with Chuck, plus Cory finds a new way to express himself artistically using dairy products!…

episode 18 - Pussy

2006-02-19 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Lincoln brings home a new friend for an unappreciative Cory, while Charlotte finds out that getting rid of short-term friends can be a lot harder than picking them up. Plus, the sound of rhinos mating!…

episode 17 - Peel

2006-02-12 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
One man. One dream. One banana.…

episode 16 - Piracy

2006-02-05 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Charlotte attempts to drag a normal conversation kicking and screaming out of her two roommates. Good luck with that one. Plus, Cory busts something. Something... phat... phat and 80s.…

episode 15 - Internal Affair

2006-01-22 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Cory decides to finally tell Charlotte his true feelings, as Lincoln ponders a career change!…

episode 14 - Shy Guy

2006-01-22 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Lincoln confronts an uncomfortable situation between Cory and Charlotte, as well as his own peculiar food prejudices (but not at the same time)!…

episode 13 - Charlotte, Queen of the Universe

2006-01-15 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Charlotte finds a constructive way to deal with yet another breach of bathroom etiquette. Plus, a stirring demonstration of equestrian sports!…

episode 12 - Paycheque

2006-01-08 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
A return to form as Charlotte, Cory, and Lincoln compare and contrast their various work-lives over... you guessed it... breakfast.…

episode 11 - The Making Of: The Contractually Obligated Holiday Special

2005-12-18 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Since we're legally unable to show you the (now infamous) episode "A Cerealized Christmas", we decided to show you the "making of" special which documented the rise and fall of this cutting edge holiday extravaganza.…

episode 10 - The Nose

2005-12-11 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Charlotte loses a valuable possession, and must mete out righteous vengeance! Plus, some lessons on bathroom design!…

episode 09 - Depravity

2005-12-04 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
You know how sometimes you're having a conversation that takes a wierd left turn, and you can't figure out how you ended up talking about something, or how to stop it? Sometimes I think Lincoln and Charlotte make those left turns intentionally.…

episode 08 - The Toastmaster

2005-11-27 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of breakfast eaters? The TOASTMASTER knows! Plus Cory learns a valuable lesson about the shelf life of frozen foods!…

episode 07 - Wireless

2005-11-20 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Lincoln teaches an important lesson about the history of information technology! Plus, Cory and Charlotte learn to look at their breakfasts in a new light!…

episode 06 - Alpha-Bit

2005-11-13 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Cory learns an important lesson from his breakfast cereal. What that lesson is, I couldn't possibly guess. Plus, Charlotte finally gets to eat waffles! Kind of!…

episode 05 - Calista

2005-11-06 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Who is the mysterious Calista? Why is she here? Where did she come from? What is she cooking? The answers to all these questions can be found within! Plus, Charlotte reads resumes!…

episode 04 - Hot Coffee

2005-10-30 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
You know how when old 80s cartoon shows were past their prime they would just introduce new cute talking animal characters rather than write good stories? Kind of the same concept. Plus, Cory builds a castle!…

episode 03 - The Insult

2005-10-23 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Lincoln shares the secrets of his success, while Cory finds out some hard truths about his smack-talking ability.…

episode 02 - Coffee Filter

2005-10-17 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Cory draws an amusing picture which may (or may not) be part of his plan to confess a big secret, while Charlotte gives us all an important reminder about can-do spirit!…

episode 01 - Brittle Bones

2005-10-09 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Our three protagonists make a horrifying discovery... their breakfasts will never be the same... well, they'll be mildly inconvenienced at any rate! Plus, a thrilling competition with an important lesson learned by all!…

episode 00 - The Teaser Trailer

2005-09-30 :: Rocket Ace Moving Pictures
Introducing Charlotte, Lincoln, and Cory. And their breakfasts.…

About this podcast:


You're invited to the table of an offbeat trio of roommates as they congregate every Monday morning to confront spurned lovers, questionable employment, homicidal cereal, and each other - all over a good nosh. Part character study, part social satire, and part poignant reflection on our own daily grind, this ambitious live-action comedy, from the creative team of the cult 2003-2004 webserial "Dead End Days", chronicles the weekly trials and tribulations of three average twentysomethings as they stumble through life wearing sensible footwear. Join Rocket Ace every Monday morning for "Cerealized", now part of your unbalanced breakfast.