Last update: 2012-08-02

Episode 20 - A Laundry Quandary & The TV Third Degree

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2012-08-02 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 55s
Hey Nineteen, please take me along when you slide on down, to another episode of Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail. On this humdinger of a show, you’ll find a letter from Heather in St. Catherines, Ontario who thinks concert going is too pricey. You’ll also hear from Rose about her pernicious poison problem, and from Steve in Paris, Ontario who questions reality. But the reality is that number 19 is a hoot! Episode 19: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 19 - Concert Going, Spam & Reality TV

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2012-02-28 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 47s
Hey Nineteen, please take me along when you slide on down, to another episode of Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail. On this humdinger of a show, you’ll find a letter from Heather in St. Catherines, Ontario who thinks concert going is too pricey. You’ll also hear from Rose about her pernicious poison problem, and from Steve in Paris, Ontario who questions reality. But the reality is that number 19 is a hoot! Episode 19: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 18 - Hilfiger Hijinks & Mayoral Mayhem

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2012-01-24 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 43s
It’s episode 18 and the Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail podcast is old enough to vote, and well-informed on the issues! On the ballot is Tommy Hilfiger, who Chloe from Columbus has other kinds of issues with. Also on the ballot is Hogtown Mayor Rob Ford, who elicits some wild predictions inspired by a letter from Henry in Toronto. Howard and Kevin are running a campaign for laughs, and elect to provide them! Episode 18: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 17 - High School, Forgetting Birthdays & Natural Littering

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2011-12-19 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 43s
It’s prime time for a prime number, and 17 it is! Episode 17 finds Howard and Kevin opening mail from Curt in California who wants to know what the boys were like in high school (spoiler: geeks), from Jeannie in Mimico who has a husband in the doghouse, and from David in BC who’s tossin’ apple cores all over the west coast. It’s a non-holiday-related holiday feast! Episode 17: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 16 - Four’s Company, Early Christmas & Losing Weight

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2011-11-18 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 44s
Best Festive Wishes! Yes it’s the mid-November episode of the Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail podcast! The boys read some mail from a Frustrated Fonzie who wants to hook up with one of his three roommates, from Paul who would rather not celebrate Christmas until Christmas, and from Kate who wants the skinny on weight-loss. There are questions, answers, and thankfully little singing! Episode 16: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 15 – House Parties, Vampires & Hot Kev

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2011-10-25 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 41s
It’s episode 15, and the fifteenth time’s the charm! H & K are back and they’ve lost the rest of their first names! In this episode, Roxanne from Rochester wants to party hearty, Christine from St. John’s wants to know if she’s a vampire, and Shannon from who-knows-where has a sister who’s Hot for Podcaster! It’s a scary harvest fall festival of funny! Episode 15: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 14 – Pet Peeves, Petty Crimes & Rock ’n’ Roll Dreams

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2011-08-16 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 40s
Episode Fourteen? More like Episode Awesometeen! This time around they open letters about Cats and Dogs for Paul and Kate. Will Howard and Kevin help them? Fur sure! Then, our boys open a letter from Griffin, who wants to know about the fellas’ shady criminal past. And Marshall enquires about the ups and downs of the Rock ‘n’ Roll lifestyle – or maybe he just wants to plug his next gig! Episode 14: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 13 – Travelling Companions, White Pants & Stadium Stooges

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2011-06-03 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 41s
Well, well, well, if it isn’t Episode 13. And you thought they wouldn’t make it! How and Kev are back and they’re talkin’ some talk and singin’ some soul. They delve into hot-off-the-computer letters from Ian in Vancouver who wants to talk about planning holidays with strangers, Jeff from Brampton who’s worried about wearing white pants, and Johnny from Keswick who brings up baseball fans sending Howard into one hell of a rant. He might still be ranting today! Thank goodness it’s funny as heck! Episode 13: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 12 – Superheroes, Fast Food & Diet Tips

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2011-04-05 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 37s
…And the mail, it keeps a-comin’. Episode Twelve of the award-eligible Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail podcast is on the air! This time super Sheila from super Oakville has a super letter about Superheroes. Milwaukee’s own Jessica is hungry for Fast Food and hungry for answers! And mail is opened from sexy Susie in London, Ontario who needs some Diet Tips for swimsuit season. She sure came to the right guys! The laughs, they keep a-comin’! Episode 12: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 11 – Astrology, Shopping & Chinese Food

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2011-03-08 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 39s
It’s Episode Eleven from Howard and Kevin! But it’s number one in our hearts, and this time on the podcast we hear from Roger in San Jose whose horoscope told him to write to us. We get a letter from James in Montreal who likes to shop and doesn’t care who knows it. And we open mail from Joanne in Halifax who can’t decide what to eat. It’s a cornucopia of copious corniness! Episode 11: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 10 – Sports, Wile E. Coyote & The Sexiest Men Alive

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2011-02-08 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 35s
What a celebration! It’s the big 10th Episode Party, and you’re all invited! Special guests of honour include Sharon from Saskatchewan who will be there with her letter about sports and a nice three-layer cheese dip, Harinder from Brampton, who writes about Wile E. Coyote, and who is a party animal, Cheryl from Toronto who asks about our show notes and who said she’d bring beer, and Jeff from Brampton who is coming to the party with some of the Sexiest Men Alive. You won’t want to miss this Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail 10th Episode Extravaganza! Episode 10: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 9 – Fame, Lost Keys & Embarrassing Moments

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2011-01-25 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 30s
O episode 9, where art thou? It’s right here! And this time on Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail, Michelle from Ajax has a question about getting famous, Melanie from St. Paul is looking for her keys, and Samantha from Jacksonville wants to hear embarrassing showbiz stories. The result: H & K get famous by telling a showbiz story about losing their keys. Talk about multitasking! Episode 9: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 8 – Star Wars, iPads & Beverage Choices

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2011-01-18 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 33s
Episode 8 is up and about and ready to entertain! This time around Howard and Kevin open mail from Paul in Toronto who wants some Star Wars-related assistance (he gets some), Sally in Toronto who wants some iPad buying advice (she gets some), Keith in Toronto who solicits Kevin’s anger (he gets some) and Alan in Syracuse who needs Kool-Aid drinking guidance (he gets none). Episode 8: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 7 – Calendar Confusion & Canadian Stereotypes

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2011-01-11 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 37s
In lucky episode number 7 of the Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail podcast, your habitually happy hosts help Lee-Anne from Tennessee with an unusual calendar she bought, and fellow podcaster Jarrod from Oklahoma wonders if H & K live up to any average Canadian stereotypes. Surprise, surprise: they do! Episode 7: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 6 - Seasons, Underwear & Technical Difficulties

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2010-12-21 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 35s
Episode 6 is like no other episode. It's 6! This time around on the Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail podcast, the boys ruminate on letters from 3 Toronto-centric listeners: Sophie from T.O. asks about summer vs. winter, Peggy from T.O. wants to talk about underwear choices, and Jaak from T.O. has some possible technical difficulties! It's podcast topic heaven! Episode 6: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 5 – Hobbies, Our Looks & Hoarding

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2010-11-23 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 35s
Episode 5 already, whaddya know?! And this time, the Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail podcast gets mail from Griffin in Toronto on the subject of hobbies and pastimes. Then, JM wonders what Howard and Kevin look like (virile bronzed adonises?), while Robin from Toronto enlists their help in dealing with the detritus in her dining room. Hope they don’t make a mess of it! Episode 5: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic! …


Episode 4 – Vegetarians, Exercise & Coastersexuals

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2010-11-09 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 32s
In the exciting Episode 4 (A New Hope) of the Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail podcast, Matt from Calgary asks about his vegetarian girlfriend and his meat-eating parents. Let’s just hope his parents don’t eat his girlfriend! Then Samantha from Port Perry, Ontario hates exercising. Who doesn’t? And Omar from Seattle gets a tingly feeling when he rides roller coasters. Is he a freak? Listen in and find out! Episode 4: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 3 – Cereal, the Circus & Scaredy-Girls

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2010-10-26 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 31s
In the exciting third episode of the Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail podcast, Bobby from Kingston, Ontario wants to know all about cereal, and the fellas give him the lowdown. Then, our boys run off and join the circus with Betsy from Des Moines. And finally Gary from sunny Daytona Beach writes to ask about scaredy-girls. Funny? Yes. Sexist? Never! Episode 3: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 2 – Internet Accuracy & Baths vs. Showers

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2010-10-12 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 31s
In this episode, Howard and Kevin go on about all things mail-related. Coincidence? You decide. They also read and answer mail from Martin in Toronto about the Questionable Accuracy of the Internet. And Joe from Cincinnati has our boys delving into the controversial topic of Baths vs. Showers. It’s a slippery subject! Episode 2: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


Episode 1 - Part-Time Jobs & Summer Cottage-Going

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2010-10-05 :: Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail Length: 33s
It’s the debut episode of Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail. Or is it the premiere? You decide. Either way, our boys introduce themselves and the show, and tackle a number of intellectually impenetrable topics. After opening mail from Roy in Winnipeg they discuss old Part-Time Jobs. And Joanna from Anchorage brings up the subject of Summer Cottage-Going. Episode 1: Sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!…


About this podcast:

Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail

Beloved comedy legends Howard and Kevin bring you “Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail,” an irreverent comedy podcast in which they read and respond to your questions and comments. Yes, it’s a laugh-a-minute yuk-fest when these two madcap zanies wax comedic on your correspondence! Send your questions and comments to mail@howardandkevin.com and they’ll answer as many of them on the show as they can. All the cool kids are doing it. Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail – sure to be remembered as an all-time classic!

Howard and Kevin Open Your Mail